How To: Eat Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds

April 4, 2009

lately, i’ve had a little HUGE obsession with dark chocolate covered almonds, and when i see people eat them the wrong way, i want to KILL THEM! so i made instructions.

  1. gently place a little droplet of Heaven in your mouth
  2. savor it for a few seconds, minutes even
  3. align the chocolate covered almond with your back teeth
  4. get all the air out of your mouth
  5. bite down slowly
  6. chew regularly then swallow
  7. go to step 1
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One Response to “How To: Eat Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds”

  1. Hannah Says:

    Oh my goodness. you have got to be kidding me nick! haha and you say IM the perfectionist?!?!?!


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